Suit Protects Against Swine Flu

In a considerable blow to the Kermitocracy movement’s attempt to annihilate humanity with the swine flu, the Haruyama Trading Company has developed this suit, which will prevent the H1N1 virus from getting onto the wearer.

How does it work? I have no idea, but apparently it has to do with the titanium dioxide that the suit is coated in. Allegedly, the chemical reacts to light to break down and kill the virus.

Plus, wearing this suit distinguishes you not only as a formidable human resistor, but as a dignified businessperson as well!

While the Haruyama Trading Company did not comment directly on the Kermitocracy when it released the suit, I cannot help but wish to commend them for their outstanding work in fighting the Anuran-Porcine Campaign. It is with innovation and determination like that displayed by the Haruyama Trading Company that we will end the struggle once and for all!